More Funny StuffAnyway I just took my math final today and surprisingly it was kinda easy. I keep thinking I missed like everything since I finished it so fast. But I only have one more final and one more day of school and now I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!
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Here are the quotes and other things
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
When the first man discovered that cows have milk… what do you think he was doing??
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Ps: these are just some of my favs!
Humor
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There are no victories in all our histories without love
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Aku
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Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
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Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
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i ated your unicorn when you weren't looking....
it was pretty tasty
emotional love scene©
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90% of Deviants have a percent thing in their signature, if your part of the 10% that doesn't, put this in your signature.
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my dreams are my wings
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