I had a friend over last Friday and we spent a long time looking up quotes and funny things like that. So I wanted to put some of it in my journal. And I know I said I wouldn’t update, but I lied (get used to it XD). I thought I would write some more because I have uploaded in a while and I’m sad.

Anyway I just took my math final today and surprisingly it was kinda easy. I keep thinking I missed like everything since I finished it so fast. But I only have one more final and one more day of school and now I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!

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Here are the quotes and other things

If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

When the first man discovered that cows have milk… what do you think he was doing??

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Ps: these are just some of my favs!